Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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