I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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