why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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