opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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