i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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