Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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