I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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