i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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