I am in a vortex of obligation.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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