Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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