did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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