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i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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