And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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