I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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