so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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