Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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