i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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