Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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