i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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