i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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