just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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