I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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