tell your sister to shave her snatch
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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