I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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