Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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