New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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