There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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