I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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