That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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