If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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