one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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