If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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