one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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