We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
babies were throwing up all over the place
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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