either way he was missing a nipple.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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