PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
