somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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