Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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