she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up under a house in Key West
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