sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
