Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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