so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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