Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
two words: eviction party
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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