Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so fucking centered right now
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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