you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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