:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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