gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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