its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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