Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I forget how to act sober
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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