Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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