From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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