so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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