He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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