They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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