shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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