I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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